Bindi Sue was born a princess. Therefore, she needs a dowry. Therefore, she needs a puppy shower, because the Queen is poor. And very sleepy. And does not want to talk yet about her traffic violation…
The following items are respectfully requested…
Swiss Chalet Pet Estate. “Comprehensive interior design services are also available…with a variety of interior details such as window treatments, moldings, paint colors, furnishings, rugs and flooring including wood, marble or Mexican tile.” $8,000
Queen Charlottte Pet Pavilion. “Inspired by an original made for Queen Charlotte this opulent design has water gilded detail and is available with finely detailed gilded or brass finials.” $16,990
Pet High Chair $72
Pet Stroller (Special Edition) $199
Mom & Me personalized jewelry collar. “A playful blend of Swarovski crystals, sterling silver hearts, rhinestone balls and a Swarovski crystal heart charm set in sterling silver.” $140
Patio Park Potty. “Patio Park is an adorable dog potty. However, the real beauty is not from the charming picket fence design and mock fire hydrant, but the fact that it uses real grass, turning your terrace into Central Park for your pet.” $199
Cash, checks, and money orders are also gladly accepted to help defer the costs of pee-pee pads, kibble, and soiled carpets. Forever and ever, Amen.
Oh my sweet goodness! Do you think it’s possible to register for one of those Swiss Chalet thingies for myself? I would have killed for a playhouse like that when I was a kid!
And I’m totally getting you that little love seat…I wonder if it comes in zebra print?
OMG…seriously, I can’t believe this stuff exists! I think the two nastiest are the high chair (dog at the table? ick!) and the potty park. As if I want dog poo on my porch! And how gross to clean it out - oh wait, I’m ridiculously rich which means some sad little minion can clean it out. I’m thinking of two words: Leona Helmsley! Blech!
Um, sign me up for a few peepee pads. and do they have to be new??? I hear you can get a great deal on used ones…
It’s like a MasterCard commercial: Your dog wrapping you around it’s little finger: PRICELESS!!
Did you hear that Leona Helmsley (sic, in more ways than one) left around 12 million to her dog?
At least you didn’t registar for anything unreasonable!
I’d like one of those pet high chairs..Jack drives me nuts when I’m on the computer, he wants to watch me type! If I had one of those maybe I could bring him to work everyday, I wonder thought if he’d forget how to use his lets.
Hmmm…I think that leapord chair is a little too flashy for Bindi..she is too proper for that!
How very adorable! My Molly is too big to enjoy most of those things… We go to Target and my daughter picks out cute little pink things for her Emily (a Peek-a-Poo) and I find myself longing for a Goth clothing line for dogs. Molly’s an 80+ pound German Shepherd (she looks stupid in pink, ok?!)of European descent - this means she’s more muscular and larger boned than her American cousin - which means lifting her in and out of the truck can put a serious hurt on you if she’s … say… still groggy from the anesthetic after having porcupine quills removed from her lips, gums, tongue and roof of her mouth because she wasn’t going to run from anything smaller than a car - no matter HOW bad it hurts!
Cute items on your “registry”!