Dearest Kailani,
Moí would like to thank vous for hosting your 2007 Halloween Costume Contest. Of course, I knew that moí would win best costume, being the famous pork chop that I am. Kermi, my lover frog, will be so proud of his little bacon bit. And moí could never have done it without my blog groupies and random BBQ stalkers voting for me. Of course if they didn’t vote for me, moí would have gone hog-wild and body-slammed them with my mad karate skills. Hi-yah!
Anyhoo, with the $20 Amazon gift card that you are bestowing upon moí, I am thinking of purchasing one of these merveilleux items:
A little light, inspirational reading…
Sometimes moí gets so hungry that she could just gnaw her leg off. This book would be perfect…
But other times, a little faux flavoring will do the trick…
And in case moí decides that she needs a little enhancing…
Or maybe a little piggy bling…
Or perhaps a little bit of Hawaiian kalua pig fun…
Whatever moí decides on, it will be grand. Because moí is a classy pig.
Hugs and kissy-poos, Kailani! Thank vous for another wonderful contest!
Mercí!
Miss Piggy
Oh my gosh…you’re hilarious!
clap, clap, applause, applause. This is one of the best posts I’ve ever read, Madame Piggy. Congrats!
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I LOVE that there is a bacon cookbook…if you buy that and use it and make the house smell like bacon you will make your entire family drool…especially Bindi.. Bancon…crispy where the fat melts in your mouth….pick it up and rub in on the plate where the egg yolks are a little runny…Why do you do this to me??
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Congrats!
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Congratulations!!
What? No frog legs?
I think you should pick the earrings myself.
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My husband likes bacon salt so much he eats it on everything. A few days ago, I caught him putting pinches of it into the baby’s mouth (the baby loved it).
Love the Miss Piggy post! Haiiiii-ya!
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YAY! You won! I’m so glad. I vote for the bacon salt. I hear it’s awesome!
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I am craving a little Kahlua Pig right now. Here piggy piggy piggy.
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Congrats to you!
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Congrats to you!
I think that today is Thursday & what happened to your Thursday’s thirteen?
Miss Margarita – Lulu is tired. Lulu did not want to do a Thursday Thirteen today. Lulu will do a Flashback Friday tomorrow. Even if it kills me.
Esme – seriously, I just can’t figure out what in the world you would sprinkle bacon salt on. Grits, maybe? I mean, if you’re from the South…
J. Lynne – yes, the earrings are very shiny. But, really I think that I have my eye on a Frommer’s travel book. I’ll let you know tomorrow.
MP – how many recipes can there really be for bacon? And you’re right…Bindi would love it. But that would mean more poop, and I just don’t think that I can take any more of that right now…
Lulu, I am not surprised in the least. You can do Miss Piggy like no other. And I mean that in the best way possible
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