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There once was a man named GR:
 
Who needed to buy a new car:

So, he tried using his cell phone:

To call for a loan:

But ended up shooting pool at a bar:

I am a great collector of nick-knacks, y’all.  And I don’t mean “nick-knacks” as they are defined in the Urban Dictionary, because then I might possibly be carving this post on the wall of my jail cell.  I’m talking about junk charming little items that I find in antique stores and thrift shops.  If I [...]

I’m assuming that I’m the last one in the blogging world to chime in on the Oscars, but that’s just me.  Lulu is a little slow in thought and short on cohesive sentences.  But there is something that I must get off my chest, and I know that you are not going to like it.  But I have [...]

I took a trip to Whole Foods today with my aunt who was on a mad quest for noodles.  Tofu noodles.  We drove 20-some-odd miles in search of tofu-effing-noodles that ended up tasting like slimy rubber bands.

Sure, their WW point value is a big fat 0 per entire package, and Hungry Girl raves about them, [...]