Feb
28
2008

Friday Follies

There once was a man named GR:

 man named GR

Who needed to buy a new car:

GR’s luxury ride

So, he tried using his cell phone:

GRs phone

To call for a loan:

small loan

But ended up shooting pool at a bar:

Playing pool

Sudsy Comments

February 29th, 2008 at 12:05 am

Oh, that phone! It looks like it should only be used if you’re wearing a hazmat suit!

The truck is awesome, though. What does your Home Owner Association think of it?

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February 29th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Tootsie said,

GR needs a new car AND cell phone. He’s in denial.

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February 29th, 2008 at 8:34 am
badkelly said,

wow… It’s a good thing he has you…

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February 29th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Phoo said,

Well, maybe the phone has seen better days but ‘ol yeller purs like a kitty. MEOW! :smile:

February 29th, 2008 at 9:06 am
mp said,

NICE cell phone…the car though…as long as you are not required to ride in it and get dirty yourself..you can use the money on decorating your house, buying yourself clothes and going to Aruba with me!

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February 29th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Big H said,

Ha ha ha! I love GR! He’s special! :wink:

February 29th, 2008 at 9:53 am

You are a hoot. I’m dying to know, though, is he getting a new car?

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February 29th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Lulu said,

Alpha - I had to actually touch the phone in order to take the picture, so I’m sure that I’m all infected now. The HOA can kiss my ass until they allow us to replace our mailbox.

Tootsie - denial is not even a factor in this. Like Big H said, GR is special.

BadKelly - you have no idea.

Phoo - Old Yeller purrs loud enough for the entire neighborhood to hear.

MP - that is my plan. I keep telling him it’s a wonderful truck…paid for…beautiful shade of yellow…neighborhood eye-candy. All in the name of decorating my house.

Big H - oh, how special he is.

MQ - that depends on what you mean by “new.” To GR, new means spending no more than $4000 on something that will piss off me and the neighbors. GR is also very wishy-washy. One day he’ll talk about getting something “new,” and the next he’ll be all, “What’s wrong with Old Yeller? It’s a fine specimen of an automobile.”

February 29th, 2008 at 10:49 am

LOL.

February 29th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Mrs.W said,

Now THAT is a sweet ride! :cool: Is it a Ram?

You must keep the tan beast… keep it, and weld a broken-up bicycle to the front, and people will get out of GR’s way on the road…

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February 29th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
angie said,

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet ride! Why would he want to get rid of it? Did he end up playing pool in a bar because he was denied for the loan and so he was raising the money by scamming poor, unsuspecting out-of-towners by pretending to be totally hapless at pool and then, once they fell for it, raised the stakes by goading them into betting a whole bunch of money on the game and then breaking out his mad pool skillz and taking all their cash???? :shock:

No?

Oh.

Just a thought.

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February 29th, 2008 at 8:13 pm

Dear LuLu,

Please tell GR that I love him anyway, but I do think he at least needs a new phone.
LOVE AND HUGS to GR

February 29th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Hottdog said,

very good rhyme! :eek:
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March 1st, 2008 at 12:02 am
Friglet said,

That poor phone! It sure looks like it has some good stories to tell though. ;)
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March 2nd, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Well, pool looks like more fun anyway.

Throw your socks in the wash!


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