Mar
6
2008
As I started to dig into my evening dessert while watching American Idol, GR looked over at me to see what I was eating (i.e. he wanted some…dessert, that is).
“What are you eating?” he asked.
“Amaretto Cheesecake yogurt,” I replied merrily.
“Amaretto, as in Amaretto-that-you-threw-up-all-over-the-backyard, Amaretto?” he taunted.
“No, Amaretto, as in Ama-retto-to-kick-yo-ass-if-you-don’t-shut-up, Amaretto,” I retorted.
Sigh. I’m thinking tofu noodles are sounding better by the minute.
Don’t you love it how they keep throwing (HA!) that kind of stuff back up in your face? I threw up approximately ONCE from drinking too much in the 10.5 years we’ve been married and he STILL likes to give me grief about it — and that was WAY back in 2000! (I saw the millenium in in a BIG way).
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I don’t know Lulu – I may actually go with GR on that one! But I guess if it doesn’t taste like those killer drinks, then you’re good to go!
I had 4 Ginger Snaps during American Idol…
best top 12 ever!!
Why do husbands always want to bring up the embarrasing stuff we do…when we are so not allowed to remind them. Not fair.
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Anything with the word yogurt in it is not decadent enough to be called dessert.
MQ – Besides the Chinese New Year fiasco, the last time that I threw up from drinking was 15 years ago right before (not even after!) a 1993 Rolling Stones concert that I attended. At least I’m told that I attended.
Big H – after he said it, I totally had flashbacks and could not finish it. I do believe that I’m breaking up with Amaretto.
MP – I do like the top 12…especially my little David.
All Adither – yeah, I’m kind of in agreement there, but the Boston Creme Pie yogurt that I had the night before was totally decadent. But only when I closed my eyes really, really tight.
OH NO HE DI’NT! He ruined it for you!?
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You want I send Mai Ling Box over to kick his ass for you?
Just say the word. I got your back, girl.
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DOH!
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God bless you for eating yogurt as “dessert” — and god love GR for being silly enough to bring up that incident! Men never learn, do they?
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Kick his Butt!
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…or worse feed him that ameretto yogurt for dessert. LOL!
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Yuck.
Maybe if you put that yogurt over a bowl of ice cream?
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Are you on weight watchers completely? Does it work? Losing weight?
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That reminded me SO MUCH of those yogurt commercials that try to convince me that yogurt can be dessert. Until the main ingredient is chocolate, I’m not believing it!
Now that was a great comeback. I wish I could come up with them at the right time. I always think of it an hour later.
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