Lead me not into temptation, but deliver me from evil

March 3rd, 2010 at 4:45 pm » Comments (9)

Lulu is in some serious trouble. I have approximately 50 cases of Girl Scout cookies holed up in a spare bedroom. I’m storing them for my niece’s Girl Scout troop…

I’m trying to keep the door closed and wish them away, but it doesn’t seem to be working. They continue to taunt me from the other [...]


The Birds

November 23rd, 2008 at 10:51 pm » Comments (6)

Birds suck.  There, y’all, I just came right out and said it.  Birds do not like me, and therefore, Lulu does not like them.  They are devilish creatures who like to mock me, attack me, steal food from my hands, and take up residence inside my home.  Seriously.  For the second time in a month, [...]


Thursday Thirteen: A T-Shirt Anthology

September 24th, 2008 at 9:39 pm » Comments (11)

Do you know how I have this mild obsession with collecting salt and pepper shakers?  And angels?  And fourth-grade valentines?  And refrigerator magnets? 
No?  Well, um, I believe that my 19-year old son, Gus, has inherited the same evil, obsessive collector-type gene.  Of course, it could also be the impulsive-shopper gene, or the pack-rat gene, or [...]


Lulu Really Does Do Laundry (And Gives Away Things, Too!)

September 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 pm » Comments (17)

Cue the horns, y’all.  For the first time in the history of this blog, I have decided to actually write about the item for which Lulu’s Laundry gets a gazillion smattering of hits a month.  Yes, people, I am talking about laundry.  Lulu’s Laundry.  And egads, does she have tons of it.
In fact, I have [...]