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Y’all…there is a God.  And I know this because you can now drink Cosmopolitans right out of a box!  And guess what?  The alcohol is in it!
 
A box o’ Cosmo.  Cosmos in a box.  Cardboard cocktails.  Any way you put it, the Sex in the City gals would die of utter shame.

But on Saturday evening, [...]

Y’all, if I didn’t know better, I would say that I was becoming a complete hypochondriac—but with good reason.  And scientific evidence.  Remember the list that I posted a week or two ago about the things that are currently ailing me?  Well, howz about we just add mitral valve regurgitation to that list, shall we [...]

My new motto:  Eat Right, Exercise Regularly, Die Anyway.
Y’all, Lulu’s body is failing her.  I can feel it in my 37-year old bones.  So, during my loooong blogging break, I decided to spend an ungodly number of hours in doctor’s offices taking care of many annual visits related to various parts of my anatomy—from my [...]

Let me just start off by stating that I am a hater of the Florida state bird.

In 1927, the Florida senate adopted the most annoying bird in the history of birdness as it’s official state bird.  Florida Senate Concurrent Resolution No. 3 states that:
WHEREAS, The melody of its music has delighted the heart of residents [...]