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As I started to dig into my evening dessert while watching American Idol, GR looked over at me to see what I was eating (i.e. he wanted some…dessert, that is).

“What are you eating?” he asked.
“Amaretto Cheesecake yogurt,” I replied merrily.
“Amaretto, as in Amaretto-that-you-threw-up-all-over-the-backyard, Amaretto?” he taunted.
“No, Amaretto, as in Ama-retto-to-kick-yo-ass-if-you-don’t-shut-up, Amaretto,” I retorted.
Sigh.  I’m thinking [...]

I’m assuming that I’m the last one in the blogging world to chime in on the Oscars, but that’s just me.  Lulu is a little slow in thought and short on cohesive sentences.  But there is something that I must get off my chest, and I know that you are not going to like it.  But I have [...]

Truly, I am not a fashion plate.  In fact, I’m pretty sure that I make fashion don’ts on a regular basis.  And after watching five (5) straight hours (and counting!) of a What Not to Wear marathon, it’s likely that I’ll be setting my closet on fire.  But only after the last episode is over at [...]

Obviously, I’ve been out of the baby loop for a long time now.  When Gus was born 18 years ago, the variety of baby items seemed to be less in quantity and a bit simpler in function than what is offered today.  This weekend I was shopping at “the” baby megastore for a gift for [...]